Super duper Wall St. analyst predicting glasses
As 2016 wrecks the hopes and dreams of people, many have moved away from stocks to pursue more exciting ways to make money, like Powerball and Draftkings. Others are singing in the subways and some are driving for Uber now. Millennials and sparkly bearded hipsters have lost so many rolls of quarters in this current market, its getting so tough for them to walk up the stairs from mom’s basement to grab another orange Fanta.
The world is over as we know it, as China and the emerging markets gasp for air.
Everything that looked so good now looks so bad. Folks are “wishing” their stocks higher, and selling the dip, not buying the dip is the new mantra.
It will change soon, it always does.