“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.”
— from The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
$AAPL stock was all over the place as retard Wall Streeters hung on every word from The Cookster. I forget if he was wearing skinny jeans or not.
Millennials with back acne living in their mothers basements were jamming hot pockets down their gullets as they typed frantically on chat boards talking rounded edges and bigger sizes. As Dorita powder piled on their laps, they were jonsing for the phone, but have no one to call. Who will they Vine, Facebook, Instagram, Tweet or Snapchat? Oh, but they have to have that phone, its just so cool.
No one even talks on these things anymore.
The Office of Management and Budget recently reported that 92 million Americans are out of work. They also did a survey that reported that unemployed people would rather go shopping than look for a job.
Good times, good times.
Must………have……….phone. We’re so doomed.