1- Naked short sell my ass off.
2- Not file my taxes.
3- Send porn to The Bernank’s personal e-mail.
4- Spray paint my local post office.
5- Rudely drop in on Mary Shapiro’s barbeque.
6- Wrap Barney Frank in a giant raincoat and spin him around like a dreidel.
7- Get to Planned Parenthood tonight.
8- Break into the Smithsonian and slip into some cool knight armor.
9- Find a good riot and chant Attica.
10- Declare myself an anarchist for a day, using one of Pelosi’s neck scarves as my flag.