Waistlines Move Stocks Now?

So yesterday, the beached whale that is Oprah, announced that she lost 26 lbs., (easy to do when you’re a Badlwin piano). Oprah bought a shitload of Weight Watchers (WTW) a while back at very cheap prices. Now she paints her weight loss all over TV and yesterday the stock runs 20%.

Will we get a weekly update on this woman’s weight loss progress? This two ton Tessy has been on a million diets and the shadow of her ass still weighs 50lbs.  Buyers beware.

What if Einhorn or Ackkman did this. Where’s the SEC????????

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