If I Win Megamillions Tonight

Posted by UpsideTrader
on January 4th, 2011

Ya gotta be in it to win it so I threw down a buck. When this page goes blank and turns to pixie dust tomorrow you will know I won some easy money tonight. I think it’s like a gazillion dollars. What I would do if I won.

Buy Joe Terranova a new wardrobe (Botany 500 has been out of business for years) and some Rosetta Stone CD’s (english)

Ask Goldman if I could get a piece of Facebook. I hear it’s hot.

Start a strong lobby that would get Steve Ballmer fired.

Rent the top floor of Wynn Resort for a month for all my subscribers, then off to Tahiti to wind down.

Buy Doug Kass a modicum of humility.

Buy the SEC and shut it down.

Buy Barney Frank a raincoat and windshield wipers.

Ask the Food Network if I could buy out Guy Fieri’s contract, I so want the Diners, Drive Inns and Dives gig.

Buy the Presidency, the market would go to 27,000.

75% would go to helping the helpless, but they have to work if able. I mean, how can you piss away $400 million unless your a professional athlete?

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